This is the story of a poor life decision. A rookie move, if you will.
I met a girl in DC. I went out for dinner and drinks with the girl. At the end of the evening, she insisted on paying, because "I was cute and funny and she didn't mind spoiling me since I am a poor grad student." We parted ways. While riding the metro home, she started texting. She kept texting. I won't go into great detail, but let's just say it became clear to me that she was willing to buy me things, and let me have what I wanted in a ... biblical? sense. And, she's cute.
And then she starts sending me photographs. I won't go into detail. And no, I won't share them with you (I'm a classy guy).
So here we have sort of an ideal situation - a sugar mama situation.... And what does J-ho do? He said no. Please, bring on the hate. I deserve it.
Finally a post I can support. You did the right thing!
ReplyDeleteWait, I'm confused. Why was that the right thing to do? I mean, it's a little weird that she just wants to buy you things right off the bat, but if you thought she was cute and could be into her (as I'm assuming you could because you went out with her to begin with) then where is the drawback in this? Someone please point it out to me.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure why I didn't take her up on it. I got the sense that she was crazy, so it might have been a good move. But... I'm predicting the longest dry spell of my life after that questionable decision. It was poor form.
ReplyDeleteNow that's what I call pulling a JHo! Good job.
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